Don't pull out 5-inch knives in in front of innocent bystanders. It's rather startling.
Thank you for your consideration,
An Innocent Bystander
Dear Duck,
Alright. Two words was nice for the moment, but I was kinda expecting some real communication to come shortly thereafter. Get on that, please.
Love,
Turtle
Dear Bacon Strips,
You're surprisingly...un-annoying. That's pleasant.
Yours,
Niamh
Dear Squint,
After initially being very disappointing, you've improved. Feel free to continue doing so!
Love,
Squash
Dear Tech-y,
No, it's not that serious.
No, I don't want to hang out.
No.
Independent
Dear Carrots,
It's been years...but you haven't changed a bit.
Lurve,
Blondie
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