Don't pull out 5-inch knives in in front of innocent bystanders. It's rather startling.
Thank you for your consideration,
An Innocent Bystander
Alright. Two words was nice for the moment, but I was kinda expecting some real communication to come shortly thereafter. Get on that, please.
Dear Bacon Strips,
You're surprisingly...un-annoying. That's pleasant.
After initially being very disappointing, you've improved. Feel free to continue doing so!
No, it's not that serious.
No, I don't want to hang out.
It's been years...but you haven't changed a bit.