I think I've messed things up with you pretty badly. I feel like I should probably feel a little worse about that...
Thank you for the fun, though.
Now good riddance!
You're on my bad side again.
I think you just might be fun to strongly dislike.
Don't be ridiculous! It's the fact that she agrees with you that has me a bit worried...
He's being ridiculous, right?
And NO means NO.
I think you're funny.
You think I'm funny.
Let's be funny together!
You are the most adorable kind of awkward, that really leans more towards not-awkward-at-all. That's my favorite kind!
I can't even begin to tell you how strange it is to think that you are pretty much officially out of my life. As in, I'm probably never going to see you again. I'm not sure if I'm relieved, or what. You've caused me quite a lot of issues over the past few years. Not that you ever meant to, it just happened that way. So I should be relieved, but you were kind of a big part of my life. It's just...weird.
I'm glad we didn't say good-bye. That probably would've turned out even weirder.
So this is my goodbye - I wish you the absolute bestest, and I hope you find the one for you when you come home.
Return with honor!