Such a gentleman...ish. But hey, thanks for teaching me how to golf.
Ugh. I know I shouldn't be rude...but ugh.
If you didn't hate me before, I'm 99% positive you probably should now.
I'm sorry it didn't work out - please don't beat yourself up about it!
I definitely prefer watching movies with you...
Love you too,
It's nice to know that thus far you're remained entirely oblivious to how rude I am to you sometimes...
Well, you're a new and totally unexpected variable...
Nobody's died yet! I think we're a success.
Also, I'd eat potato starch with you anytime.
I like this way better than whatever awkwardness it was that we left off on. Let's keep it this way, okay?
My dearest Stripling Warrior,
Just so you know, I love that you're such a gentleman. Everyone else does too. And I love everyone in your life that is molding you to become whoever you're going to be when I meet you.
All my love and then some,
Your Virtuous Woman...in training